Suicide Squirrels the TCG
Gamer’s Guide
The nuttiest, most action-packed squirrel centric card battler you'll ever experience! Suicide Squirrels the TCG is a vibrant and strategic collectible card game where clever squirrels from different worlds clash in epic battles. Build your deck! Outsmart your opponents! Prove that you are the ultimate squirrel commander!
Welcome to Suicide Squirrels the TCG!
The Ultimate Hollow
Suicide Squirrels the TCG features stunning card art with a vibrant and gritty comic style aesthetic. Each card is brilliantly illustrated with high-resolution artwork showcasing unique squirrel warriors, all presented in elegant color-coded frames that match their unique faction.
The game comes alive with spectacular visual effects including:
Swirling portals summon each squirrel as your play cards
Explosive combat animations with glowing impacts and "POW!" effects
Magical particle effects and colorful death animations
Nature-themed backgrounds featuring leaves, acorns, and mystical elements
Polished UI with smooth animations and premium shader effects
The art style blends whimsical cartoon fun with squirrelish mysticism and playful dark humor, creating a unique visual experience that's both approachable and epic!
Choose Your Faction
Build your deck from seven unique squirrel factions, each with their own theme, personality, and strategic style:
Super Squirrels (Blue)
Superhero-themed champions ready to save the day! Deploy legendary heroes like Captain Nutterson, Super Squirrel Girl, Robo Rodent, and Samurai Squirrel. These high-tech and super-powered squirrels excel at aggressive tactics.
Mystical (Purple)
Masters of magic and arcane power! Summon mystical warriors like Luke Limbwalker, Persephone, Gammaria, and Squirrely Nelson. Harness magical abilities and mysterious forces.
Medieval (Green)
Knights, heroes, and legendary warriors from a medieval realm! Command noble champions like Robin of Nutsley, Arthur & The Scurry of the Round, and Prancelot & Rodenevere. Medieval honor meets strategic combat!
Horror (Red)
Dark, spooky, and downright terrifying! Unleash nightmares like Rodentcula, Squirrel Face Killer, and Slayer Squirrel. These sinister squirrels strike fear into their enemies.
Urban Squirrels (Grey)
Street-smart modern squirrels from the city! Deploy tough characters like Dapper Dan, Scribble Nutz, and Rocky. Urban grit meets tactical cunning.
Wild (Orange)
Passionate and powerful elemental warriors! Characters like Ember, Queen of Hearts, and Nutty Pop Icons bring the heat to battle
More to Come
Additional factions with unique abilities and playstyles await your discovery!
Each faction features clever character names that are parodies and puns of famous pop culture icons, giving the game a lighthearted, humorous personality while maintaining deep strategic gameplay
How to Play:
Your Objective
Defeat and Crush your opponents by reducing their HP to zero or exhausting all their resources before they do the same to you!
Game Resources
Mana: Your primary resource for playing cards. You gain more mana each turn (up to a maximum of 12). Each card costs a certain amount of mana to play.
HP (Health Points): Your life total. Protect it at all costs as if it were your nuts! If it reaches zero, you lose.G
Cards: Your tactical options. You'll have cards in your hand, on the board, and remaining in your deck.
Card Anatomy
Every character card has:
Mana Cost: How much mana you need to play it
Attack: The damage it deals in combat
HP: How much damage the card can take before being destroyed
Abilities: Special effects that trigger during gameplay (e.g., "When attacking a player, gain 2 mana")
Rarity: Common, Rare, Epic variants with increasing power and abilities
Turn Structure
1. Draw Phase
Gain mana for the turn
Draw cards from your deck (one card per turn normally)
2. Main Phase
Play character cards from your hand by paying their mana cost
Activate card abilities
Attack with your squirrels
3. Combat
Attack enemy squirrels to destroy them
Attack your opponent directly to reduce their HP
Squirrels with special abilities may trigger bonus effects
4. End Turn
Pass the turn to your opponent
Status effects and abilities resolve
Strategic Gameplay
Playing Cards: Drag cards from your hand onto the board and pay their mana cost. Each card you play summons a character with a spectacular portal effect!
Combat: Characters can attack either enemy characters or your opponent directly. Smart positioning and timing are key—destroy enemy defenders first, then strike at your opponent's HP!
Special Abilities: Many cards have unique abilities that trigger during specific moments (like when they attack, when they're summoned, or at the start/end of turns). Master these abilities to create powerful combos!
Mulligan Phase: At the start of the game, you can replace cards in your opening hand if they don't fit your strategy.
How to Win (and Lose)
Victory Conditions
You WIN when your opponent’s scurry is eliminated! Your opponent loses if:
1. Their HP reaches 0 or below
The most common victory path
Achieved by attacking them directly with your character cards
Some abilities deal direct damage too!
2. They run out of all resources (Deck-Out)
If they have ZERO cards in their hand, board, AND deck
Without any cards, they cannot defend or fight back
Force your opponent to draw excessively or destroy all their cards!
3. Both players are eliminated simultaneously
Results in a DRAW (no winner)
Rare but possible with certain explosive abilities!
Strategic Paths to Victory
Aggressive Strategy: Play powerful attackers early, destroy enemy defenders, and assault your opponent's HP directly.
Control Strategy: Defend carefully, manage your resources, and outlast your opponent by exhausting their deck.
Combo Strategy: Build synergies between card abilities to create devastating combinations that overwhelm your opponent.
🎮 Game Features
Multiplayer Battles: Challenge other players online in real-time card battles powered by Unity Netcode!
Card Collection: Collect squirrel cards with different rarities—build the ultimate deck from your growing collection.
Visual Feedback: Every action is accompanied by stunning particle effects, dynamic animations, and satisfying sound design.
Progression System: Earn coins and XP after each match to unlock new cards and customize your experience.
Chat System: Communicate and chatter with your opponent during matches.
Interactive UI: Preview cards, review your action history, and make strategic decisions with an intuitive interface.
Secret Cards: Play hidden cards that trigger under specific conditions, keeping your opponent guessing!
Why play
Suicide Squirrels the TCG?
Unique Theme: Hilarious squirrel parodies meet epic fantasy battles
Strategic Depth: Easy to learn, challenging to master
Gorgeous Visuals: Vibrant cartoon art with premium effects
Multiple Factions: Seven distinct playstyles for you to explore
Clever Humor: Punny character names and lighthearted personality
Online Multiplayer: Challenge players worldwide
Collectible Cards: Build and customize your perfect deck
Ready to Battle?!
Gather your squirrel scurry, choose your faction, and prepare for the most nutrageous card battles you've ever dreamed of. Whether you're commanding superhero squirrels, mystical mages, medieval knights, or urban street fighters, Suicide Squirrels the TCG offers endless strategic possibilities wrapped in a vibrant and darkly whimsical package.